Oh, fuck my cock—this sounds fun.

I hope he corners Peter Parker and asks him if he knows what "compersion" is.

There are a great many things I admire about S2 (Ted Danson hasn't been mentioned, and my goodness, what a performance), but I agree. The ending felt rushed, like the writers had to get to Sioux Falls and produce a body count, so the subtlety and allegorical elements were black-boxed right at the moment where they…

By the way, I loved this episode.

In hindsight, this was probably humanity's greatest achievement, and it was all downhill from there.

"You're telling me this dude gets off on having little-to-no human contact when procuring sustenance?"

“I was like, ‘Dude, what’s the deal? I get asked about this shit all the time. Can you just write a sequel?’"

"He was like, ‘You know what? Yeah, fuck it, I’ll do it. Sure, I’ll write a sequel.’”

“I was like, ‘If you write one, I’m sure we can get one made’"

Wow, a regular His Girl Friday-level of snappy dialogue. This…

It is a testament to the strength of the trilogy that truly, Luke and Han don't share that much screen time in total, but that we totally buy their bond as friends when they part in Empire and reconnect (twice) in Jedi.

And if you get thrown out of the park, a virtual Harrison Ford voice will inform the other passengers: "No ticket."

I can't end her theme song without slipping into Conan's version, "Where in the building is [UH!] Andy Richter?"

A few, I was like, that could be a late 80s/early 90s…Madonna? And considering the judges dinged about half of them for not actually having a "nightie" look, I don't think our instincts were totally off. Maybe I'm just salty we didn't get a drag-terpretation of the Slacker/Reality Bites/No Doubt/Hole look.

Delicious.

So, I misheard Ru's introduction of the runway challenge, and was disappointed not to see the queens show off a "Naughty 90s" look.

"I hate plantains. They're coarse, and rough, and irritating, and they get everywhere."

Damn, you and @avclub-c9bdbab0c40ccb86234b09fa350fbf50:disqus are making me belly-laugh all over again.

I wouldn't be surprised if Gilligan & Co. admit they were influenced by The Americans' season 4 ultra-slow burn in the first half of the season.

I always try to think of non-Jonah entries into the show's best lines, and then he springs "I'm eating so much pussy, I'm shitting clits" on us last season.

His best, in my opinion.

Overshadowing himself is just not his forte.

It turns out the true Americans were the friends we made along the way.