Well done; I adored the artifice of it, and then his delivery of "Elizabeth" just cut like a knife. What a scene.

The fact that Philip and Elizabeth had to have *that* conversation in a different house, with a different child, as different people…what a choice. I just love this show.

Reggie Miller is so bad! I was watching a March Madness game this year and he literally repeated the exact same words and phrases as the play-by-play guy as they threw it to commercial.

Perhaps I'll be in the minority here, but I really enjoyed this episode. It reminded me of a Swartzwelder episode, and I interpreted the lack of focus as the result of a healthy writers' room, with skewering to go around. Compare that to other episodes that seem to limp toward 20 minutes, I didn't mind that the…

The plotting wasn’t super tight in the first act, but it was deffo an all-time Teddy episode. He got Bob a jumpsuit for his birthday!

His scheduling conflicts also include his semi-autobiographical dystopian YA fiction film adaptation, The Maze Renner.

I'd put "The Hardest Part of Breaking Up" up against any actual boy band song from that era.

That statue looks 100% like Bashar al-Assad, and no one can convince me it's not supposed to actually be him.

“I know nothing about Topeka, um, what should I do when I’m not working?”

Go to Lawrence, Philip!

I'd be cool with that!

That last line reading was a masterpiece, and that whole sequence was just a rumbling avalanche of bigger laughs from me.

Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes, big like LeAnn Rimes, because I'm all about value.

There are FOUR posters!

Yeah I am logged in on the main page, but any article I visit logs me out. I can sign in on Newswire pages, but not on reviews—the dialog box won't even show up when I click. EDITED TO ADD: I don't have a Disqus, I'll never get a Disqus.

F. Scott Fitzgerald once said that the test of one's intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas at one time, and still retain the ability to function. Therefore, I can believe that 1) the Space Jam soundtrack is totally dope, top-to-bottom and 2) this is an extraordinarily stupid idea.

"Sticky picket" would have been hilarious any other day, but the fact that it came after "A Streetcar Naked Desire" is just fabulous. One of the funniest Wheel episodes in a long while.

The curse of Paul Rudd. He gained immortal handsomeness in exchange for their fates.

If George W. Bush is a guest on Ellen, how awful of a person do you have to be to not get an invite?

I mean, this is the AV Club. What is dead can never die.

I presume that the site could do a survey that discovers the answer, or could try tracking clicks/views on the comments section specifically (though this might be more difficult and fuzzier). I'm not breaking any new ground here, but really, comments sections affect whether I visit a site. Gizmodo, for instance, has…