A-yup, unfortunately. He's just got to settle for being the most entertaining person alive right now.

"The photo of Sheryl Lee’s Laura that once appeared in the end credits floats into view like an old, dead, cokehead friend"

Damn fine…and hot!

He should have run for president. (I realize I just became the equivalent of beseeching the universe for Leslie Knope or whatever to run, but I just think the man is unequaled.)

THERE ARE FOUR RIGHTS!

She was the best part of Ghostbusters, and her Hillary Clinton is far, far below the standard that Poehler set.

"Kate McKinnon’s well-honed take on Hillary Clinton"


[citation needed]

God, I'd love to see Norm as a cowboy. "It's a big hat. It's funny. Heh."

And thanks to his last name, Matt's earned Jeremy Clarkson's seal of approval.

Daisy Ridley is in a new film…


That's good!


…with James Corden.


That's bad!

DAMMIT

Yeah, but, I know just what they're saying.

They should have gone full CBS-induced millennial pandering (à la Scorpion or Bull) and called it @ngus, and make the MacGyver character be an extremely resourceful app developer.

::glumly shuffles past Snoopy doghouse::

Negative points

Be Hat Guy

Right; the plot made the characters interesting, so the ending, the idea that the characters were brought together, and meant to be together, rang so hollow. For example, somehow Sayid's entire romantic character arc with Nadia becomes a plot device for him to return to the island, (inexplicably) lose his accent, and…

Interviews are all about consistency, and so if you're not asking questions about FJM consistently, then you can't, can't ever be consistently asking them later in the lineup. And asking FJM questions throughout the interview just clogs up the base paths of the interview, so you can't be as consistent as you want to…

I'll you what I'm not doing: Wearing hockey pads.

You and Whose Zombie?

That wouldn't stop the state of Texas from executing him, though.

The "L" in your username stands for Georgia's big loss in the Civil War, right?