C'mon folks. Rick Perry is right there.

That town has an art boutique in it with a $150,000 Tyrannosaurus Rex skull for sale. Unfortunately, many of that town's residents and visitors do juuuuuust fine when the economy does poorly for the rest of us.

So, does the bottom of every page have "A-one, two, three, fo'!" or do I need to do that myself?

The Bill Cosby impersonators have to tell you before and after the impression.

Sigh, now I wish Pedrad were returning to the show. I'm enamored with her.

I'm skeptical of SNL adding performers from other NBC shows like America's Got Talent. Could you imagine if a singer from The Voice like Miley Cyrus performed as a musical guest on SNL?!

"In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups: the Female Bodies, and the Investigators thereof. These are their stories."

Okay okay, I'll do it:


The Disappointments Room


The AV Club

As reported by Deadline, character actor John Hostetter—who had a recurring role on Murphy Brown and did voiceover work for a handful of anime films—died last week from “cancer complications.” He was 69.


::as solemnly as I can muster:: Nice.

Mickey D's hash browns, especially now that they're available all day.

Thanks mate, it made a good Halloween costume a few years ago as well.

Less gritty? David Eckstein is rolling in his grave right now.

I'll take those tasty upvotes however I can!

Two things, and so on and so on.

Rob Lowe had a tasty burn on Coulter, answering the question of why she was invited in the first place—"because the right-to-lifers wanted everyone to see what an abortion looks like up close."


I guess you could call that a…::removes sunglasses:: Lowe blow.


YEEEEEAAAHHHH

Oh, so that's why she's been going to all those $100k/plate fundraisers—letting people know early so they can build up their forearm strength and manage their appetites.

I am heartened when I think about the sheer amount of time and energy saved by deleting that sport from my life. The lockout was what did it for me—after that, I realized that aside from a minuscule percent of feats of athletic wizardry per season (like OBJ), I enjoy literally nothing else about it—the violence, the…

I don't watch Girls, and nor do I watch the NFL, but that one-handed catch by Odell Beckham, Jr. is like, a thousand times cooler than anything Lena Dunham will ever do in her life.

Bruce "Assistant to the Regional Manager" Springsteen

I'm not friends with enough other Springsteen fans to know whether Magic is regarded highly or not. Personally I think it's fantastic—I'll put a word in for "Terry's Song" as an absolute gem.