Alternative headline: Brosef's music tastes circa 2004 announce co-headlining tour

Did you see that ludicrous display last night [in Legend]?

Radiohead, "Karma Police"

When that kid showed up, I immediately texted my Home Movies-loving buddy that "Jason" was guest-starring on the show…before remembering that Jon Benjamin voices him too.

I was 13 when TPM came out, and I left the theatre (opening day, first one in line, skipped school to do so) with a feeling of profound emptiness. But that encapsulated the entire film, and I honestly don't remember my feelings about Jar-Jar specifically. I just know that Han Solo was the first action figure I…

Bill Clinton and the kid from across the street asked what you were playing?

One of my buddies once made me a 10-minute long version of Jean-Ralphio singing "Technically I'm homeless" on loop. I definitely watched it all the way through, and it was always funny.

Worst. Last Tango in Paris remake. Ever.

Thank you, so much. I'm really sorry I missed that sweet moment.

This episode was fabulous; I'm so happy to have it back. Two things: Anyone else catch the Trackanon emblem plastered on a telephone pole during one of the exterior shots?

Rad armor and an action figure that came out prior to Empire (1979), which I believe involved a giveaway. So even before he showed up on film, a bunch of kids already were getting psyched about him.

"I'll try spinning [this horseshit data]! That's a good trick!"

She should make a totally off-the-wall choice for Bosley, like Bill Murray.

The Marvel Cinematic Universe can't handle her superlative wig game.

30? Yeah, combined.

If things turn out poorly in the 2016 elections, I have a feeling "doubleplus" and "ungood" might be the next words of the year.

"That is definitely…bigger than the last one."

I protested the original injunction by chanting "GAME OF SKILL! GAME OF SKILL!" at all of the sad old ladies playing slot machines at the Gold Coast in Las Vegas.

No way, it also has police racism, Greg Abbott's house, skyrocketing inequality, insufferable tech-bros, gentrification, and…breakfast tacos.

As a former resident of Austin, I resent the implication that the Drafthouse is simply a "Texas" theatre.