The fellow in the above photo is definitely doing the "make your biceps look bigger by sticking your fists behind them" thing that I definitely have never, ever done. Nope, not me.

Once you go IG-88, you'll never need to masturbate.

I like it because I usually end up riffing the refrain lyrics, repeating "Motherfuckin' backstreets, on the fuckin' backstreets…"

Backstreets or Jungleland.

Great, thank you so much! Looking forward to checking the Tivoli out for sure.

Wonderful, thank you!

Recent transplant into the KC area—what's the best theatre, in your opinion? I've only been to the Alamo in the city, but would love to know of some good independent ones.

Half of the book will be about a set of self-important bloviating man-children working at an institution most of America agrees has outlived its usefulness.

"Size [of your principal] matters not."—Countrywide Financial

Who's to say the Empire didn't securitize their real estate investments in collateralized debt obligations with a third party, like AIG, the Hutts, or even remnants of the Trade Federation?

Wonder how the Empire's PR flacks will Bespin that fact to their advantage.

She must not have loved him very much.

Some text to remember. Some text to forget.

I call Depp "Johnny Wanker" exclusively because of that scene.

Needs more Alice, please.

As you can see, the real deal with Reese Witherspoon is that she's a movie star. She's in her late 30s, married, and currently resides in Los Angeles.

So by that logic, why did Darth Vader choke that Rebel leader in the first scene of the first film, if he renounced the Dark Side in Jedi?

Fun fact: Excepting his basketball sneakers, Michael Jordan actually is fully nude in the Jumpman silhouette.

::Spike Lee tweets out Fred Willard's home address::

Thanks, I didn't know that—I never read the comics. It just struck me in the movies as simultaneously vacuous and convenient that everyone gets a super power on the same mission. Maybe that's more my complaint.