Darkness is rancid garbage. It's a mess of set pieces that feels like a video game (Klingon battle level, space jump level, flying car level) and has an entirely unearned Khan plot. The drone warfare/conspiracy theory idea could almost work as a ST or TNG plot, but it's delivered by the human equivalent of a Ron Paul…

I didn't particularly care for the X-Men movie set in the 1960s, but that at least demonstrates some ambition. I agree with GH—set the thing in the 1960s, make it bright and space-age, and for god's sake, don't make Doom a buddy of any of the characters.

I am thankful for this game, because it allowed me to introduce the word "alacrity" into my everyday vocabulary.

No argument there. It's telling when an actor's most memorable scene is solitary prop work.

She acted circles around January Jones in nearly every scene they had together.

I think that's a command.

"As long as they're not philosophy majors!"—Marco Rubio

"Hate the Coopers? More like Love the Coopers!"—Armond White

I'm going to give you hell for that joke.

Ehrlich's threat to that kid > Colin Ferrell's True Detective threat to similar kid

Sounds like those guys just brought piss to a shit fight.

I dunno, I could deal with a few seasons of Odenkirk as Saul, just Sauling it up with the criminal elements of Albuquerque. I'm sure the team can find a way to raise the stakes, plot-wise, even if the character has made his transformation.

My Stride Mother is a flatulent whore, and boy does her Alfa Romeo reek.

Oh, they got this all screwed up. That should read, "Sweet, Jesus Orgasms."

Anchor? I hardly knew her!

Windfall

The Man with the Golden Gun. What? It still works.

Buy Another Day

Yup, if this content analysis were done for shitty direct-to-video sequels of sci-fi films or nü-metal album names, they'd have to change the scale of the chart to deal with all of the "Requiems." (Requiæ?)

Pretty sure the plural form is Palii.