Starship Troopers has Neil Patrick Harris, big fuck-off guns and intelligent discourse on the nature of patriotism and fascism.

Oh, TomWaits, you've done it now. This'll be like the time I threw oranges at Marlon Brando at a circus…

I'd prefer Faded Southern Belle to make an appearance, of all the broad character archetypes we would have. I just want to yell at them they're an old ugly witch and that I'm going to the movies.

"It suggests some lingering Afrikaans' fear or, possibly, how Jackson really thinks about the Maori and Aborigines."

On a serious note - there should totally be a fucking Rock Raiders film. Wouldn't that be awesome?

William H. Macy as Anne Frank.

I think my favourite part of that video's still the stare-off he has with the emoticon. Elba's so badass, he'll make a computer graphic shit itself with fear.

Grits made out of kittens.

He loves genocide.

Anyone can have lunch with the King of Siam if you bring him limited edition According To Jim pogs.

Ponyo's great. So sweet and joyful. Get your arse to the cinema and watch it, America.

LL Cool J Fun Fact #163 - LL invented the lightbulb, but no-one in that day and age would believe a black man to be capable of developing technological advancements that white men could not fathom, so his white assistant, Thomas Edison, got all the credit.

Charles Dickens not working in porn?
Obviously, Sean is unaware of the classic 'Hard Times'. 'Sunday Under Three Heads' was pretty excellent too, for Victorian erotica.

First you get the money. Then you get the fashion women. Then you get the meaningless, animalistic sex, vapid conversation and dull, hollow existence.

Not Realistic's comment just made me realise, I've been confusing Fallon with Kattan all these years.

You know you've hit rock-bottom when you're giving yourself CancerAids because nobody else cares enough to give it to you.

Byung-hun Lee was the best thing about this film. Pure class, 100% of the way.

Frequency? Questionable?

Me and Guillermo Del Toro go waaaay back, to, like, two months ago, where I met him at a signing and he signed my copy of Pan's Labyrinth, and we talked for five seconds about Mountains of Madness. I don't think he's ever going to forget me.

In with the eight-day late reply -