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Don Marz
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I had worked on a screenplay for a William Gibson novel, and it being Hollywood and all, that was a group effort in the sense that armed resistance is a group effort.

One of the links above explains the game was supposed to end with a third-person sequence that would show Gordon, but they were lucky enough not to have enough resources left over to create a third-person scene that would pass muster and ended up creating a better experience overall as a result.

Laidlaw's Laid Law Lauded

*sigh*

Looking at the data sources for this (two tiny luxury food delivery services), I guess we can assume this map is bullshit, this story is ignorant bullshit, and every state should have "pizza" on it.

Right, because if there's one thing we want, it's a militarily active Japan. I mean, they're allied with America now! And if there's one thing America hasn't done over the last two decades, it's bomb the shit out of a bunch of countries to enforce its tyrannical will!

Director Hideaki Anno gives Shin Godzilla’s incarnation of the creature—created with a combination of puppets, animatronics, and CGI—some cool characteristics, such as the ability to evolve into different forms,

You're fucking sad as a person.

People still watch this unfunny shit? Youch. Gotta be an awful year to do it, my condolences.

Correct - it's well past time for Burton to retire, and for anyone who's been following him all this time and still enjoys him to grow the fuck up. With Smith, that happened maybe 10 years previous.

I saw the huge stupid stand-up in the theater and remarked to my friend, "That's some X-Men rip-off bullshit."

My friends! I am a fan of one of the originals above, and I wish to register my deluded insistence that it was better than the remake!

I think it's adorable that Brak not only remembers the song as saying the exact opposite thing but also somehow remembers the wrong person singing it, even though Brak sang it himself

That's… a weird suggestion.

Kanye jokes! Relevance!

He has the pointiest ears of any Superman, and I'll fight anyone who doesn't give him credit for that

Kung fu, kungukungukungkung fuuu

I yell a lot and you can't understand a word I say
But hey! I'm just a crazy lovesick fool

*unintelligible*
"I'm sorry, I… I had no idea…"

A movie is sometimes so bad, it's good! Hello, I'm the Internet from the late 1990s!