Walter Goggins (Earth-2)

Because contemporary superhero comic book readers struggle mightily to grow more and more irrelevant to superhero comic book properties every damn day of their lives.

Why wasn't Gantz any good past the first ten issues or so? Who knows, it's a mystery.

Geez, folks, you know, I'll agree wholeheartedly with the idea that people should see "Josie & the Pussycats", just let it wash over them like a cleansing bath of alcohol and sandpaper and straight razors, maybe even think about what it means that it has no aim other than to annoy the hell out of the viewer in a very…

There's some page or another of Invisibles where Jimenez was drawing a bunch of people in various scenes of dire sin & misery reflected on the surface of bubbles or something similar required for that book and then he sneaks in a little sketch of a gay couple just being normal.

It's like a special little section the A.V. Club has reserved just so we can extrapolate the number of compulsive liars among us readers.

Look, what did I just say about ethnic slurs?

What, they couldn't work Screamin' Jay Hawkins and Chewbacca Mom in there too? This satire's far too laser-focused for my tastes, sorry.

And, you know, that's right where DC wants to be, a couple nanometers back and up from where they were so they have time to catch their collective breath before the slide back down continues.

So… what's with all the images in this article comically concealing the general zone of Superman's traditional red outer-undies as though hiding something obscene?

What the hell kinda question is that?

While the linked article may have a point when it implies that the percentage of last season's snuffed characters who are LGBT or otherwise minority reflects some odd proportions, according to the same article, 5% of those who ate it in 2015-16 died through supernatural means such as ghosts, vampires or witches, which…

I did it all for the nookie.

It's less bitter than a lot of shit, good bar music.

I remember back in the day, before the Internet was what it became, there was a serious rumor that Buckethead was Borland. Not serious in the sense that anyone with half a brain believed it, mind you.

From the perspective of hair metal heads of the era, his range was inexcusably limited. While what really needed to happen was for those fans to realize that screeching does not automatically qualify as impressive.

It is a little weird to see people saying things like "I refuse to acknowledge his existence", etc. Durst's a tragic clown, not a monster. As music industry stars go, he's a lightweight when it comes to being a dick, and he at least tried to use his position to push other, lesser-known acts at one point.

It's already the unofficial soundtrack of the United States military, so there's that.

I used it as an excuse to start listening to rap music, like, good rap music, as a means of avoiding what was coming to be called "metal" in the U.S.

I feel like his face would just sort of pop back into place like memory foam.