Either is accepted. Calm down.

Between this, "Adult Swim emojis" and a bunch of "people try to name things and can't" stories, this has to be your most annoying front page to date, A.V. Club.

Yeah, a fucking boring beast.

It captures a pulp spirit that won't be back anytime soon, where you're supposed to care about what these people think of their primitive gods even though they don't pop up in CGI glory.

It's some of the best comedy he's ever done.

What's the source for the info I keep hearing that Kubrick told Scott that certain takes wouldn't be used in the final cut & tricked him into a "broader" performance as this article puts it?

A lot of your perception has to do with how you disagree with them?

No offense to Ansari, but, as far as I can tell, it's pretty much mandatory for stand-up artists and comedy writers today to spend 40-50% of their time on Twitter saying mean things about Donald Trump.

Have to admit, that's a decent way for the aliens still on Earth to have maybe scooped him up if Smith wants back in later.

That sucks. The trailer showed a lot of confidence in itself with the amount of the movie it gave away, as though most people already considered this a key event in American history.

Pains me to say this, but y'all are showing your age. I mean, I have some cat memes back here for you if you need to hold on to one.

"The scarf is brown."

If you want to find tons of crappy Sonic podcasts with "random" jokes, try this website: http://www.google.com

You're in luck, because the description sounds exactly like a million other crappy podcasts by socially awkward Sonic the Hedgehog fans you can find online using Google.

I'm sure everyone here means to replace the various games they mention with "Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time"…

That was my introduction to Sonic's fans online, and after a little digging I figured out that it represents the rule, not the exception. They all have their own little self-insertion animals, and I'm not going to dignify any suggestion that this sentence contains a double entendre with a response.

Could you ask him why he thought it was a good idea to copy, right down to his way of speaking, the very real YouTube star known as "Tourette's Guy"? For something that sounds about 0.000001 times as funny?

So, darquegk… Tourette's Guy is a real YouTube phenomenon that your scriptwriter friend just ripped off. He even ripped off the exact way he swears.

Or, a new normal established by industry consensus where critics are embargoed from warning us off from anything, because studios are willing to trade in good press on good movies to avoid bad press on bad but expensive ones.

One of my favorite parts of that movie, where irony dies and just the pure dreck of it can come out. It also happens right after the movie all but says that having an open mind about new people makes you a sucker who deserves to die in a collapsing skyscraper.