You're right. Cocaine is way cooler than toys bought by adults for themselves. Less creepy too.

I was the "wrong" age for both of them and it's obvious to me which three movies had George Lucas going hog wild and which three movies had people telling him to calm down and shut up during production.

Movies… even tougher. Suggest that superhero movies resemble other summer blockbusters and people who like them get mad. Suggest that there might be better movies among the films where people don't fly and punch each other through walls? To see their reaction, you'd think someone punched them through a wall.

I wish I'd known this was happening. I'd have gone into store after store and farted on people who weren't allowed to move because of Star Wars products.

Those are definitely some fonts that someone put on some pictures there

I think it's a symptom of the same deal, where a conspiracy in an action movie makes people who don't know thrillers think the action movie is a thriller, because it has a conspiracy. Unless you were a little kid, you knew damn well that there was an entire set of characters in "Winter Soldier" who would never, ever…

Have fun judging people from up on that high horse, Professor.

A middling actor gets a meal ticket from a middling series. I'm happy for him, though.

"S#!% White People Do In Sorkin Shows" *clicks YouTube* *it's 5000 hours long*

You sure put all those snobs in their place with your super-angry essay denouncing TV and pro sports!

Nothing's more annoying than trying to find a clip from a video game on the Internet and the only one you can find has some nerd chortling over it.

They don't have a ton of re-watch value in my experience. Too long between laughs.

I felt they were doubling down on the sci-fi convention crowd - never been to a convention, but that's my guess as to where they found motivation for that crap. It came across as pathetic and felt totally off for the mood of the show, like they were answering fan letters with a script.

why should I work a minimum wage job that's not going to get me ANYWHERE, not rank up ANY kind of qualifications, and not going to open any doors for me in the future except for credibility of working at another shitty minimum wage job that's not even close to paying enough for me to move out?

Gossip news isn't new. What's new is that people can enter their stupid crap into the public record all day long, and this guy thought, "Why not me?"

Because it's fun to laugh at celebrities who get caught with their pants down? What's the desire to read weird motives into this? It's not new.

You probably shouldn't be so hard on yourself. Here's a hint, though: you'll continue having bad luck with women if you seem that bitter toward them. You're not a celebrity yourself, after all.

Your comment doesn't make a lot of sense. We've become babies because we think it's bad news for some guy to call women whores all the time? We always thought that, man. I don't know where you lost track of the rest of us.

On the other hand, you come across as caring very hard about other people's opinions of a stranger you never met. Do you feel like your posts on social media appear the same way? Like punchline-free bitterness about women?

If calling women whores without a punchline is your idea of a joke, yes. Although if it is, you may want to ask a doctor about it.