Agreed.

Since "SJW" is a thing that only exists in the minds of sad, lonely, right-wing men, I can assure you that it won't kill itself.

If you really do call women whores on your social media account on a regular basis, you might want to prepare yourself for some fallout from it.

It tells me he's not very funny, I guess.

Likely because one of the ideas of the feature is to surprise the interview subject with the roles chosen, so not all of the obvious ones will be picked.

I saw that movie once, I think, and years later I still remember parts of it.

Like all young men, my days were filled with daydreams of Phil Spector threatening me with a handgun.

The entire concept for this article threatens to crush me with its depression. Who would I want to work for, in a fictional world? What is my fantasy of having a job and answering to somebody else? Why would I envision that in my free time? Am I Waylon Smithers?

Dear Lazer-Lion,

This Web site is really into The Martian for some reason.

This story smells like sweaty dads wearing Old Spice who want to wrestle.

That's why you turn into CGI and jump fifty feet in the air.

That escalated quickly.

How do you know it's hubris? The movie hasn't even previewed yet.

"The Bishop" . . . here's hoping that's more subtle than it sounds.

But black people can't hold lightsabers because all the lightsabers are clones! That's how that goes, right?

I used ad block to block the titles of the "Sponsored" articles, but kept the pictures and the tiny grey names of the advertisers. I highly recommend it. In Style? Jennifer Lawrence is! Ancestry? The Queen of England, no doubt!

My Lord, what an awful movie that was.

I've seen things like these and worse. Many men figure that when they go into entertainment or anything related, they get a free pass to stay babies forever.

If I had to watch Aaron Sorkin's shows for work, I'd probably come up with a less healthy way of coping, like breaking my fingers with a carpenter's vice.