Suicide snuff film

That's our Quentin! *laugh track*

Why would his opinion matter? He's an actor, not a writer nor director nor even a producer. It's like saying that Jack Nicholson should have had veto power over Heath Ledger.

Arguing that you should be first in line to play some BBC dork is like demanding that you be first in line for someone shitting in your mouth

Chris Pratt is funny enough, but the taste-free nerds treating him like some sort of icon are going to look even funnier in a few years.

Obviously not.

In a video game?

Wow, you sound old, boring and whiny.

Rodgers’ witty and winning first-person narration throughout the novel is perfectly snarky, as befits a 13-year-old New Yorker.

People are acting like Ben Affleck wrote and directed this movie.

Affleck will be fine as Batman, but you're kidding yourself if you think your extreme minority opinion on Christian Bale outweighs the disadvantage in directors here. A character isn't just an actor and nothing produced by Snyder will be considered "great", let alone "truly great", when compared to Burton and Nolan.

I went to an AMC theater recently and they were playing vox pop first impressions on Pixels before the trailers for the movie I was seeing. That's the most shameful walk of shame for a box-office disappointment, when AMC decides they need to fluff the audience with sweaty moms holding struggling children and…

a . . . Batman film some time in the near future (possibly with the help of DC Comics writer Geoff Johns)

No one who works for the A.V. Club is childish enough to have a strong opinion about DC in particular as a comics company vs. other comics companies. That's all you.

No one has a bone to pick with a "movie universe". Grow up a little and realize that you are not on Team Time Warner, and people who oppose you are not on Team Disney. To be on those teams, you need to have a huge amount of shares in the company. You are acting like a stalker, not a fan.

Wikipedia has taken some of the bite out of this movie. So much of it is about the passive-aggressive hostility of burying the uninformed under gnomic minutiae. Now, I could just pull my phone out and fact-check the characters.

Hi, I'm a complete tool who can't tell the difference between myself and a company and I want the Fantastic Four rights to go to Disney, like a huge tool

I'm no fan of the President of the United States of America but that message absolutely 100% implies that Obama is a secret Muslim and that he has to "finally" put "rumors to rest" by appearing near a church in 2014.

Good luck! *peels out*

If Raimi's accounts are to be believed, I think i like more of what he made out of the stuff he was forced to include than the stuff he had planned at the beginning of the project. Maguire as Parker seemed more traumatized than anything else, and Raimi's version of that character's id was spot on: ingrown, unrefined,…