Why, do you live in Austro-Hungary?

Nebraska will always be the name of an excellent Bruce Sprinsteen album to me first, even above being the name of the state my dad's from. This is for everyone else who feels the same way: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Oh and I forgot, these firsties would just post a comment that said "first!" so it wasn't like they were adding to the discussion. Also quite pathetic-looking when that comment didn't even end up being the first.

Pray tell, how did a sketch show do a sketch about the behind-the-scenes workings of a sketch show, even in a dream?

In the days of AVC yore, some people would compete to be the first to comment on articles. (You're probably familiar with the term "firsties.") It became customary to wish such people CancerAids as a (lighthearted?) way to reprimand them for their shameless first-grubbing. The practice was already on its way out when…

Bea Arthur's such a trooper!

Cute!

Between Blue is the Warmest Color and von Trier's upcoming Nymphomaniac, I predict that 2013/14 will go down as a turning point for mainstream American acceptance of sex in cinema. That's certainly not to say that I think movies with explicit sex like these will become commonplace. But the kind of much tamer movie sex…

…And that's a magic numberrr

Quite; there's no cause for grandiloquence.

NBC:

"For two seasons we wanted to do…" Does that mean they are doing?!

A seventh and eighth season do not a movie make!

I really gotta think they wouldn't kill him. Jeff in a sweater's a little unsettling, though. And any reveal that he's actually alive would be a bit harder to sell without Chevy.

The wicked witch/zombie/Frankenstein threesome on American Horror Story!

Up with miniskirts.

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Hot witch/zombie/Frankenstein threesome on American Horror Story!?

Besides the fact that they look cool, the best thing about cigarette smokers is that they're a giving and symbiotic community who always have a built-in way to immediately connect with others from all walks of life.

♫Guy with face tattoos in the computer lab
Face tattoos in the computer lab
Guy with face tattoos in the computer lab
Errybody gon' get laid! ♫