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Forgetting Sarah Connor
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Wait a second…..there's sex in this movie!

That's alright; I've heard of Round the Twist or Black Hole High!

Silent but bruised anus

They're PTC approved!

Black Hole High, won't you sigh
And educate my brain
Black Hole High
Won't you cry
Won't you fly

Eh. There's not enough room in the news for both Chris Christie and Rob Ford.

I dug it.

I stand apart.

My aunt accidentally bought Calbin Klein flip flops in the Philippines.

Nope! I wasn't complaining about being unfancy. I'm resigned to my status.

I would disagree because you are not yet the fanciest. But as I am unranked and thus considered wholly unfancy, I'll defer to your fancy judgment.

Obama already basically covered these points.

Is that movie a documentary about the rise and continued rise of Courteney Cox?

Ah, ah, ah. The fancy don't boast about their fanciness in the company of the more fancy.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Stingo's fart earn him many a fancy upvote? Also, I can't believe Narrator's rank is so middling.

While they simultaneously fuck you.

And I'm taking ma Soviet belle if she'll go. But she usually doesn't end up going to things, possibly because she doesn't like most things.

I'm a-gonna go to an advance screening of Inside Llewyn Davis on December 8th. Yippee!