Not really.  There are plenty of guitarists both famous and obscure who can match Hendrix's technical skills (although not his creativity or songwriting skills).  John Frusciante, Joe Satriani… Joey Tribbiani?

But mostly just tons of shit.

Could someone please kill these motherfuckers?

@TotallyGayforFredPhelps:disqus "child slave" would be more hilarious, and more fitting with Dwight's character.

Perhaps, but in that episode's defense, at least none of those schoolkids ejaculated only to have a dog come by and "clean it up".

I bet they just kind of lay there.

At the end of the bar, waiting for Michael Bluth.

Bubba Ho-Tep was more historically accurate than this one will be.

Why is it always about the Holocaust with you people?

They both loved white women with huge tits?

Ha!  Noel Redding.  The Jerry Gergich of the Jimi Hendrix Experience.

They got confused and thought they were actually making a biopic about the guy from Thin Lizzy.

Sasha Grey is a horribly sloppy blowjob giver.

How can you tell whether he's saying one thing or the other?

They should use Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy" instead, anachronisms be damned.

Instead the soundtrack will feature such timeless hits as "Hey Ya Joe", "Ezy Idlewylder", and "Let Me Stand Next to Your Chonkyfire".

"flat and emotionless"

Salinger was also into drinking his own urine, so I'm not sure that he's the guy whose standards you want to trust.

It's open on an ad hoc basis.  But if you hock any loogies while you're editing, a hawk will peck your eyes out.

Granted, but it's kind of disturbing that he apparently felt "early feelings of catharsis" about it. It's not Heathers, it's a grown-ass man killing a teenage girl because she's annoying.