I'd be satisfied with forced contraception for everyone in the South.

I guess "16 and Getting an Abortion" just wouldn't be exploitative enough.

More like Jay Leotard, amirite

That's interesting because religious folks loved that plot when it was called Passion of the Christ.

Looks like somebody just took the last train…

I bet Prince Charming FUCKS the pumpkin.

You called me a turkey…………….I love it.

They were from Seattle, therefore they were cool.  Just like constant downpour, computer programmers, and Kenny G.

Wait, so what's the difference between Collective Soul and Soul Asylum?

I'm only watching this if they replace Josh Brolin with Bob Saget.

Once…there was this guy… who…
spent the sixties working at an advertising comp'ny but
when…the women met… him…
 they…found… that he was kind of a douchebag…
He couldn't quite refrain from it he'd always just
beeeeeeeeeeeeeen thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

1) She looks more like Kim Cattrall than SJP.
2) Her full name looks like three random first names mashed together.
3) Her eyebrows and hair are completely different colors.

What does Betty White think of Arrested Development?

Dead or alive, you're spinning right round with me.

Dammit, I was expecting pointed criticism regarding corporate influence on American foreign policy.  Instead it's just a bunch of crap about linguistics.

Will the theme song be Kanye West's "Robocop"?

Well, at least he didn't steal my massive cock.

Does this mean mentally challenged Sean Penn is no longer her legal guardian?

In the Itchy and Scratchy CD-ROM, is it possible to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard's key?

Taxfileyarmus!