Go away!  I'm baitin'!

Fox News: "Fuck fairness."

It's a subset of people skills.

No bras, thanks.

Do I have any openings this man might fit?

I love you Dr. Zaius!

That would be good practice for watching porn at a job where you're supposed to be doing real work.

Aren't lesbians homosexual by definition?

She looks just like you, poindexter!

"…along with some perhaps passable but not mind-blowing stuff like with the hand.

"Man, I can't fuckin' believe this… How can the same shit happen to the same guy five times?"

"Tina, you fat lard!  Come get some dinner!"

Dude, not funny.

It contains many parts that, while practical as they may be, are evil.

In the '80s, PG movies even showed breasts.  In the movie "18 Again!" a nude female model gets bukked nekked while George Burns (in the body of an 18 year old) paints a ridiculously smutty cartoon caricature of her.  There was some awkwardness in the living room during that scene, let me tell you.

There was even one in the title!

He's a fucker.

Grad Students Are the Worst: So just like marriage, then?

He won the AVN Award for best anal sex scene?

Did you stop getting Christmas presents after that?