Don't call it that.

You probably shouldn't be eating any food your dick has had that much contact with.

You haven't seen the last of them.

I don't recall him ever saying anything BESIDES "hurr durr".

Fuck you Jesus, she never left.

Or why not dress Chris Brown up like a little girl, then put those two in a room together and see what happens?

No, but a turd with the size, shape, color and voice of Gobo does.

Does it count that there's recently been a fraggle rock movement in my pants?

The RealDoll customers prefer them that way, as it mirrors their souls.

Ah…am still…EMPEROR

It will be Owen Wilson, in a hilarious reference to his real-life attempted suicide.

Ah, that's what they've been calling "the sensitive female progression" but I refer to as "the What If God Was One of Us" progression.  Yeah, it's very overused these days.

Which one?

No, you can go in and out, you just can't wear a condom while doing it.

I believe the name they have picked out is Katie Klitoris.

I want a fake pope to join the cast of Entourage now.

Women be shoppin'!

His talk show sucked too, by the way.

"Viewers may have trouble remembering that scene, though, because Entrapment is best known for another one where the camera zoomed in on Zeta-Jones’ ass as she navigated laser fields."

"You own a Whitney Houston CD?  More than one?"