Know how I know you're gay?  Because you like Asia.

The YouTube comments sections were right!

Why would getting an Italian dictator horny make you a hero?

HA!  That never gets old.

Oh, Hitler!  Will you ever win?

"The best sitcom about white trash since The Beverly Hillbillies!"  -Variety

No, but we could get her tweaking.

I've never heard the Olsen twins referred to that way before.

I bet he makes sure that trailer has perfect room temperature air conditioning.

Featuring Paul Giamatti as "The Baby".

So she's a messy houseguest, is what you're saying.

I hate every wimp I see
From 1955 AD
No you'll never make a butt-head out of me

I use Johnson & Johnson for my white ass powder.

I always thought he was saying "Addenyal", like he was endorsing some kind of Adderall-Nyquil hybrid.

Well that shotgun sure didn't!

Are you trying to say she's menopausal?

I wonder wonder…who…(woo-oo-hoo!)…who wrote the book of LOOOOOVE!

Courtney just keeps turtles in hers.

You forgot DVDA.

She's totally a liar… no one who's done that many speedballs could possibly have a "good heart".