Is that Kane from the WWE sitting behind her?

Rat on your pop and DVDA will get you.

Dagger, stagger, grocery bagger, kegger, nagger, pegger, flagger, drag 'er.

And she's depressed!  Low self-esteem chicks ALWAYS put out.

Right after its father's testicles drop.

For me it was the latter.

Not to mention Rachel McAdams and Lacey Chabert.

You should post even MORE duplicate messages.

This was not part of the Skee-Lo song.

You had me at "semen-covered horse remains".

Because it sucked.

Don't do what Donny Don't does.

Finding Furrester

I'd say Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett are a closer analogy.

Probably for his chiseled features and sexy Australian accent.

As in the fear of former Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Hideo Nomo?

Only in the House universe do literally dozens of different people use the phrase "You're an ass" when telling someone what a terrible person they are.  Because we can take all the visuals of exploding organs and patients writhing in agony, but hearing the word "asshole" out loud would be just too much for our fragile…

Beavis: "Every child molester I've ever met has looked exactly like that."    (Butt-Head turns and stares silently.)

Clearly Beavis and Butt-Head did not see this coming.

I thought it was a Roots album or something.