What's a…"pederast", Walter?

Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?

It's not the music I confuse (I've barely listened to either of them).  Their names both have z's and end with r's.  Also they were both big on MTV around the same time.  As far as I was concerned they were interchangeable alternative bands whose presence on my television set indicated it was time to change the…

Up to her waist in menstrual discharge.

Doesn't her sister's not being a washed up crackhead make her more attractive?

I too prefer the censored version of the line the author mentions, mainly because the word "jimmy" flows much more rhythmically in context than the word "dick".  However, the question of "butt" being more poetic than "ass" is a moot point.  One is reminded of a superior couplet from a young Kool G Rap, to wit:…

Yeah this is my question too.  I always got them confused with Liz Phair.

Speaking of fanboy jism, those first six minutes had better make MY dark knight rise!!!!!!1

Speaking of penises, those first six minutes had better make MY dark knight rise!!

Speaking of extending wangs, those first six minute had better make MY dark knight rise.

A shitload of suffering is what I'm saying.

But, the frustration!  The constant, unquenchable sexual frustration!  

Selena Gomez was brutally beaten in this episode!  And oh, how we all did laugh.

This reverse-career thing reminds me of a Bill Hicks joke about the officers from the Rodney King beating.  "It's all in how you look at it.  For instance, if you play the tape backwards you see us helping King up off the ground and sending him on his way."

Which actor is the O.J. of the Harry Potter movies?

Wanis?

His next role will be a mentally impaired farmhand who can talk to animals.

Die Hard 4 made Die Hard 2 look like Die Hard 1.

Die Hard!  Die Hard, My Darling!

That's the tagline from the trailer for the first movie.