LETHAL WEAPON, bitches.  Also Lethal Weapon 2.  I know you didn't leave it off just because of Mel Gibson, since you put Apocalypto at the top of your list.

In high school I tossed off a writing assignment for English class called Much Ado About Die Hard where terrorists take a space station hostage.  However, it was also set in Elizabethan England and the protagonist was called Don John McClane, so the similarities are superficial at best.

My man Shakespeare was rappin' about poppin' into some girl's cootchie?!

As a loyal viewer, I feel that they owe me.

Another question: what inclines a man to put his arm around another man whilst pantsless and receiving said blowjob? 

I don't think these dogs have masters.  I think they play by their own rules.

More like Lars Von Führer!

Please stop looking at Kanye West like he's Hitler.

Or Rwanda, which happened as recently as 1994, when about 800,000 people were hacked to death in a few weeks while the international community did virtually nothing.  I agree that the majority aren't interested enough to become active enough to influence the media and politicians.  So the question is how do they…

[Driving car] Outta my way, I'm Hitler!

Is that Patty Hearst?

Your wife seemed to enjoy that song during the long hours I spent practicing freaky European sex techniques on her.

Hey-ooooooooo!

What about the digits of an irrational number?  Must they too come to an end? :(

So according to science, the year of Scatman John, "This is How We Do It" and Hootie & the Blowfish is as good as it's going to get?

I loved how he played himself in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.

He looks like Cochese from the Sabotage video.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooove

Yes!  That was it, hahaha.

What you're describing in the last sentence occurs in pretty much every Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm episode ever.