What was the term that Scott Caan used to describe Sasha Grey's line of work?  I keep thinking he said "ass technician", but that can't be right.

AWWWWW skeet skeet muhfucka!!!

I originally read your name as "Gentile Herpes".  As in the kind only uncircumcised people can catch.

Rob Schneider is…The Stapler

Wasn't that a Don Johnson single?

Haha, "Betsy".  Who is named Betsy anymore?  That's like being named Opal, or Gladys, or Petunia.

And why is there some…LOST BOY in your bed?

Toastmasters in Hell

They travel back in time to the 1980s for a wacky, self-referential adventure?

From MY point of view, c-G-i are evil

Emma Stone's got personality.  Personality goes a long way.  If you're gonna date a Katy Perry, we'd better be talking about one charming motherfucking Katy Perry.

Dammit there are no more levels at this point…WE NEED TO GO DEEPER

You're thinking of The Sixth Sense, which basically plagiarized an episode of that show outright.

Although she's by far the ugliest, I guarantee that Khloe is the best in bed out of all of them.   We've already seen the empirical evidence that Kim just sort of lays there, and I'm sure the other one is not much better.  Khloe, on the other hand, has a lot to compensate for, so you can bet she's had to practice…

Maybe one day he'll go back and add improved dialogue, acting, and story to these goddamn things.

If you want to baby here ah am. (Flute solo)

Shut the fuck up!!!

Rage Against Florence and the Machine.