I don't have kids and don't intend to, but damn, that scene killed me.

I hope you feel appropriately ashamed every single day.

From what I understand about preppers, the attack he's most likely expecting is "race war".

Todd's story reminds me of one that has become family legend:

"Huh-huh, look at VanDerPussy, still wearin that gay-ass watch!  Let's kick his ass!"

Did someone say…

Also Polish.

Tall order, uni.  Beef stroganoff is fucking delicious.

@LJo1:disqus

The wife and I are doing South Beach (she's lost five pounds in a week, I don't weigh until next week but I feel less sweaty and tight-pantsed, so that's gotta be a good sign, right?), so breakfast is a little limited.  We made these baked egg white muffins with turkey bacon, green chilis, scallions and low-fat…

Sir, you are a consummate idea man.  If those two films came to fruition, I would never need to see another movie again.

This might be a little controversial, but I don't care:

Harumph!

There is an amusement park there.

Because I know you were all curious, here's my deal with P!nk:

I gotta tell you, Fink…it won't wash

Fucking right.  Mel is going to make that six-packed Eurtotrash-wannabe Adonis SUFFER for what he did to Ginny.

Welcome to the club.

Aw, jeez…

Whatever, bro.  Do you even lift?