I've got a buddy/coworker who's starting to do crossfit.  I made sure to remind him that talking about how much you do crossfit is just as important — possibly more so — as doing the actual exercise.

Houston, TX: Keeping It Classy Since 1837

"Picking Up Lea's Pies To Bring Home" should be classified Louisiana's official pasttime.

Same person who would own the pierogie ornament from SkyMall.

Lecompte, LA:  Pie Capital of Louisiana, baby!  Here's why:

Bite your tongue.

But he MADE HER CRY.  Adorable little Ginny!  He.  Must.  PAY.

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Streaming on Amazon Prime, every episode.  No excuses.

Hot sauce on the finger, up the asshole. 

Room temperature.  Such is the wont of the uncivilized European.

Best theme ever.

Not a big Melville crowd.  He's a tough read.

No shit.  I think the first time I ever cringe-watched something was that original MJ MTV interview detailing the full body search the authorities did on him in the wake of the allegations.

I'm really loving how things that Netflix fucked itself out of the rights to are getting snapped up by Amazon Instant.  Like EVERYTHING Viacom took away from Netflix is now on Amazon Prime, and with more seasons to boot.

just get a hurricane.

My Forks story:

Is it also your face at regular aborted fetuses?

No kidding.  The fuck was that about?

Didn't know you lived in the gay neighborhood (gayborhood?), Dik.