I think I read somewhere that Mr. Rogers' delivery/style of speaking was designed to be the most calming, soothing way of talking to children in the age range the show was intended for.

I think I read somewhere that Mr. Rogers' delivery/style of speaking was designed to be the most calming, soothing way of talking to children in the age range the show was intended for.

The wife and I moved to Pittsburgh from Houston two years ago, almost to the day.  I love it here.  Great city. 

Mr. Rogers wouldn't want you to fight.

I think "shim" is the preferred nomenclature.

I think "Help me dig these crack rocks out my ass" or "This jacket tight like dick-skin".

I think it's obvious that "Boom Boom Pow" is when you piss and shit yourself like Fergie did onstage that time.

Also I imagine Patricia Heaton wouldn't allow it.

What I would've given for hot ortho assistants with boobie-exposing scrubs.  Mine were all middle-aged women who were more interested in getting enough leverage to jam heavier and heavier gauge wire into my face. 

Oh Jesus fuck, no.  Tooth torture is pretty much my only button.  I can sit through just about anything, no matter how torture-porny, but when the drills hit the teeth, I am fucking DONE.  I come by it honestly, too.  I inherited my mother's bad teeth, so a few times a year a man puts his fingers in my mouth and goes…

I thought the same thing.

Still though, she does have Downton's best rack, so I think he'll get over it.  Plus her desperation not to be an old maid might make it easier to get her to do the weird stuff.

Legend has it that David Duke attended classes at LSU wearing a Nazi armband.

I believe the line was

West Virginia:  Winner of the prestigious "Governor's Name Sounds The Most Like A Serial Killer/Would-Be Presidential Assassin" award.

"Future"?

Yet another problem I had with the Bryan Fuller attempt.  Again, LOVE me some Angela Bettis, but she looked as much like a high schooler  as Jerri Blank.

'Sup man.  How's it going?

The only thing that can heal a wounded nation is free Twizzlers.

Will you settle for a small diet cherry Pepsi?