Will you settle for a small diet cherry Pepsi?

Now what you need to do is tell me how I can get that noise on my phone.

Now what you need to do is tell me how I can get that noise on my phone.

And cats.  BIG cat fans, librarians.

And cats.  BIG cat fans, librarians.

Or would it be pralines, dick, and tooth-coating menstrual blood?

Or would it be pralines, dick, and tooth-coating menstrual blood?

Yep.  I'm one of them.  Got my wife 5 CDs this Christmas.  Here they are:

Yep.  I'm one of them.  Got my wife 5 CDs this Christmas.  Here they are:

"Just imagine you're fucking Bo Derek"

"Just imagine you're fucking Bo Derek"

I wonder if an episode will have that famous historic moment when he rode in the middle of the night warning the British that they were in danger of being stripped of their right to bear arms.

I wonder if an episode will have that famous historic moment when he rode in the middle of the night warning the British that they were in danger of being stripped of their right to bear arms.

Your dad's awesome.  Did he make you go get him another whiskey, too?

Your dad's awesome.  Did he make you go get him another whiskey, too?

A very Janice move, I've always thought.

A very Janice move, I've always thought.

Maybe Tony was killed.  Maybe he wasn't.  It doesn't matter.  The uncertainty is kinda the point.

Maybe Tony was killed.  Maybe he wasn't.  It doesn't matter.  The uncertainty is kinda the point.

I understand certain characters being difficult to watch/listen to/put up with, but you're doing yourself a great disservice by skipping Aida Turturro's performance as Janice.  Nut or ovary up and check out some of the finest character acting ever put on TV.