SLIME!!!

"an audience it seems to imagine will settle for just about anything"

The thing about jerking off to his wife's asshole on the bathroom floor first came up on an early SModcast.  I was listening to it at work (headphones, thankfully) and just about died.  I think the best part of the story is how while he was doing it he started to think about what his father, looking down from heaven,…

That's Big CARL.  Show respect, sir.

Depends.  Are we talking about fried dill spears or fried hamburger chips?  Because in my experience, the spears are too much pickle.  The chips, however, achieve the perfect pickle:batter ratio.
Dip em in ranch.

Wait, so does this mean the terrorists won or lost?

Or Seal.

And that, Chubby, is why DCRJ should be considered a national treasure.

Oh, to have a good old fashioned Taste Test comment section that dealt mostly with beer and anal sex.

Somethingsomething MY frosting on your girlfriend's nose something.

A-fucking-men, littlealex.

I do live very close to the Ohio border.  Makes sense.

Two things:

Goddam right.  He walks in, smiling and healthy, picks up the chorus and this married hetero male goes "Sploosh!"

Are you scared that you're going to have a Taxachussetts moderate for a presidential candidate?

She should've started shouting "Fuck Raven-Symone'! Fuck Raven-Symone'!"  Then they might've believed her.

From all the gay sex, idiotking?

Really? Is this a thing now or another glitch?

I'm going to tell your boss what you did. You are so fired, buddy.

These are what I use. Inexpensive, sound good, block noise and are crazy comfortable: