Neither is Van Halen.

Finished Season 4 of Mad Men. Gonna go way out on a limb and assume that was a better use of time than Green Lantern.

The Enslavening
I wonder if QT's script notes call for the actor to be "as coal-black and thick-muscled as a field hand".

Dahntahn
Come to Pittsburgh!

The tornadoes have already won, Paul. They always win.

Demetri Martin's book gets an A+ from me just for providing some blessed plain white space along the sides of the screen.

Cy
…Joanie Stuuuuuubs…

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it'll be full HD.

Gregg Henry fucking OWNS in Slither.

If I recall correctly, it works the same as a regular library book. After three weeks, the file disappears from your reader. You can renew it if you want (unlimited renews, I believe) unless there's a waiting list for it. It's something like that.

Yeah, that biopic was the first time I'd ever heard of Kovacs. My mother-in-law was watching it and she took the wife and me to school on who this guy was and how he was doing this avant-garde shit on TV IN THE 50s. Kovacs was the man, no doubt.

Speaking of plugging a laptop into a TV, can someone give me a shorthand on how to do that? I just bought a laptop with an HDMI out and would like to know how to display what's on the monitor (Hulu, etc.) on the TV via HDMI cable (once we're moved in to the new house and the TV is out of storage and back in front of…

Greta?
Why is Kurt Cobain sitting with Greta Van Susteren?

Is it just me?
Or does that picture not look like Elizabeth Banks? I think it's the eyes. Or maybe it's one of those "sans makeup" type pictures. She still looks gorgeous, of course, but I probably wouldn't have known it was her.

Failed Thirdsies
I kinda doubt a comedian could get away with "The Nairobi Trio" in this day and age.

Is that THE Kurt Loder who wrote that review?

Stayed around the house where we're guests (come on, May, I want to close on my damn new house already! Kinda sick of being a houseguest) and nursed my wife through a nasty cold. Watched Beetlejuice, Downton Abbey and yesterday a bunch of Youtube videos since our hostess refused to watch Mad Men for some reason (the…

And the cool thing about banging Elizabeth Banks for a living is that she can't get pregnant. Seriously, she's got a "broken tummy" (her words) and that's why she and her husband had their first child via surrogate recently.

Peyton Manning jersey, wasn't it?

I will say that one thing that separates Lady Gaga from Katy Perry and Rebecca Black is that Lady Gaga can actually sing. Whether you like her music/performance art/whatever or hate it (I find it magnificently tolerable), she's actually got a decent set of pipes.