*double-bass pedal*

Damn…
He will have only the most extravagant and elegant of strippers there, girl.

I think those emotional payoffs are so effective on Cougar Town because they're always preceded by such silly wackiness. They kind of come out of the blue and can really knock the wind out of you. I think what the show's done is made you really care about the characters and empathize with them without you realizing…

"Denounce the Pope and all Republicans."

Welcome Back, Todd!
Although you haven't really been anywhere. Your ass is all over this site. I guess I should say "Welcome Back, The Sopranos!"

As someone who went to college from 2000-2004, I don't think there was a girl on campus in whose underwear I didn't see peeking out the top of her jeans at some point. Also, very little clothing on them in general in the warmer months. The Louisiana heat is good for something, I guess.

And "Inside Job".

It's not a staple, but I know they've played it a few times in recent years.

Ever read the book, phel? It fucking owns. (Also, can I look at you in the shower?)

Awesome
I loved the shit out of the book. I will see this film.

Late Period Pearl Jam
My theory is that people dismiss late period Pearl Jam because Binaural, Riot Act, Avocado etc. aren't Ten and don't have Alive, Jeremy and Black on them. It's called evolution, people (Eddie encouraged you to do it in 1998).

They'll probably tour the US next year in support of Backspacer. You should try to see them again.

"Tremor Christ" (still such a weirdly cool track)

Footsteps is a great, great song.

I love No Code. The one/two punch of Who You Are and In My Tree is, in my mind, one of the most effective song couplings on an album, ever. My dream is to one day see PJ perform them, in order, in concert. Probably won't happen, though.

Did he really say both "man" and "dude"? Because if so you should have punched him right in the face, not for his sizeist views, but for talking like a complete fucking tool.

That is literally the only scene from the entire series that my wife and I can't rewatch, Breaker. Just too fucking painful.

A Pair'a Better-Than-Normal Titties
The wife and I went and saw Paranormal Activity 2 at Alamo Drafthouse yesterday in honor of Satan's Christmas. I enjoyed it, especially the part with Katie Featherston in a bikini. My wife pointed out a few plot holes that kind of lessened the impact in retrospect, but craft beer…

The Sealab commentaries are crazy. On the Season 3 (I think) DVD, they brought in some random commenters and had them comment on random things. On the one where they're on the submarine with the German guy, the commenter is the guy who did the German's voice talking about the linguistic distinctions between the…

Please tell me you're serious. I need to hear that, like now. If it's anything like SModcast, it must be gold.