@ Bad News Breaker:

My wife and I had a friend and soon-to-be-former-coworker over for a farewell dinner. She enjoyed the food and socializing and is very excited about her new career. So that's what the fuck I did last night, Salieri, you just-barely-good-enough piece of shit.

Google "Rob Schneider Roger Ebert", Arsenio.

Worsties
Not the worst costume, per se, but the worst Halloween:

I was a little miffed last year when a few groups of non-costumed teens/tweens came around grubbing for free chocolate, but in the interest of not having my house vandalized, I was only too happy to oblige.

God…
I thought the "Crazy-Ass Psycho-Cult Of Middle Aged Adam Lambert Fans" was something the media mede up. Turns out I was wrong (just about the fan-cult not existing, though, not about Adam Lambert sucking…which he does. Fuck that guy.). This is like the time the AV Club posted that R. Kelly article and all his…

Yeah, I imagine the men of True Blood are responsible for a lot of instances of women looking over at their boyfriends/husbands with big smiles on their faces that slowly fade into disappointed, coolly appraising, slightly disgusted expressions of "Ugh".

Teenage Father was definitely your best, Bela. That's awesome.

Last year we threw a Halloween party and made it very clear that costumes were the order of the evening. One couple (bitchy Chinese girl and her pushover boyfriend) were the only ones who showed up without costumes and she felt so stupid because she'd been SO SURE no one would dress up that she made them leave after…

My dad's a draftsman/architect, so one year he made me, my brother and our neighbor Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle costumes. Or at least the shells and chest-pieces. Painted cardboard, cut and painted very exactingly. Dad always loved making our costumes.

I've learned that with a few tweaks, you can go from Walter Sobchak to Hunter S. Thompson.

Man created God, not the other way around. Remember that.

Yeah, yeah…my wife's got a giant boner for Sam, that shaggy, adorable fuck.

Whatever, phel. You know you rub off to that guy.

Sevignygate
Ever since it happened, I've wondered if the AV Club had a big spike in traffic as a result of the whole O'Neal/Sevigny feud.

Sold. Much appreciated, Bear.

I consider Modern Family and Cougar Town "Must Watch". The Middle and (especially) Better With You I can take or leave, though both shows have their moments.

Good to know. Couple more questions, if you don't mind…

Are you a shill, or is it actually that awesome? More importantly, is it worth shelling out 10 bucks for?

I read an interview with Bill Lawrence in EW where he said he and the writers were seriously considering the Travis/Laurie hookup possibility. He said that Dan Byrd and Busy Phillips aren't as far apart in age as their characters are supposed to be, so given another couple seasons it could become more…