Fuckin Thetans, how do they work?

While I agree that there's a special circle in Hell reserved for the ones that stoop to it, my respect for those who manage to put one over on the rubes to the tune of millions and millions of dollars (Hubbard, Tony Robbins, that The Secret lady, etc.) in the guise of "helping" or "saving" them is well documented.

Just bought Red Dead Redemption yesterday and have already lain waste to many coyotes and deer. Seriously contemplated calling in sick to work this morning.

A few years ago, the wife and I took a Thanksgiving trip to Great Smoky Mountains National Park. On actual Thanksgiving night we were in Traveler's Rest, SC and the ONLY place that was open and serving food was the Waffle House. Place was packed and apparently someone had forgotten to pay the gas bill that month…

@ Fritzy and Greg:

Eh…
Still not as bad as my dormmate who kept mothballs in his closet and dresser.

More fuckin' bullshit:

I would, switters, but I have this…thing…about touching. I'd rather not.

Knock yourself out, buddy.

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More like "Big TITS Theory"!!!

My leetle prairie oyster…
I hope it includes the scene where he's made to cross a hot frying pan by the talking bacon and toast men then made to perform a Vegas stage show by an evil chuck-wagon chef.

Dead of an overdose.

It was a good question, Heche. And it was definitely worth asking and needed asking. But still…you and the going and the screwing and the thing.

When I was in 9th grade, I asked this really cute girl in my class to a dance. She said yes, which was awesome. A few days later, she said her parents wouldn't let her go with me because they didn't know me, had never met me, etc. You would think she had just come to her senses, but come to find out from other…

From the horse's mouth, Heche. So you can go screw, I guess.

HIS NAME IS MANMEET! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! IT'S LIKE MAN-MEAT!! LIKE HIS NAME IS SLANG FOR PENIS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

You're right, Ape. Redd Foxx was the hottest of them all.

@ HatchetJob, Dirty Ears Bill and Jorge:

The Frozen Chosen Children.

I can't wait for the gritty reboot of William Blake.