Had kids, but same idea

Well, a list anyways

"What's the point of having all of these stupid orgasms anyways?"

1,2,4…. I know all the best numbers already!

so a form of selection?

right, but he was talking about marijuana

clown orgy it is!

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

He would probably try to drive for real by pushing the gas and brake at the same time, and then just pretend that everything was going great.

Deviant plutocrat lawbreaker who beats up low-income losers? I'm in!

duh

He's saying I AM DRIVING THIS TRUCK, YAY!!

It is a tribal identity thing - his vulgarity and abusiveness is A-okay as long as it's directed towards a scary minority or a liberal or a "loser".

some real Lucky Duckies….

Maybe Trump can just jump around one afternoon in a bounce house. Unless that would burn too much of his carefully-hoarded life energy

If I Tweeted I would retweet this

"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this — holy shit is that a fire truck?"

PREORDERED

But what if the opportunity to sit in a fire truck was somehow contingent on you taking away access to the health care to 25 million people?

Pence obviously worries about the homoerotic threat of the fire-hoses.