Too bad he lost his "I Heart Trucks" pin from last time… but that what he gets for not cleaning up his toys like a good President!

but what if… it was?

For someone coming off a crippling addiction to opioids, cannabis can be a helpful conduit in the process

There are pharmacological compounds in cannabis that act on stress in a physiologically different way than the endorphins released by normal recreational activities like bowling.

That sounds like the city motto.

Visited London over spring and really enjoyed it. If Mrs. Detector and me were able to both swing jobs there it would definitely be a fun option.

"Dear Dan, Should I keep lying about something important to someone I love or be honest and communicative with them instead? Sincerely, MZYPLYX"

"Dear ROOMIE, you should make a huge stink about it and demand that your hosts and benefactors conform to your personal standards of decorum"

Dr. Chivers’s advice will be familiar to anyone with a daughter under the age of 12

Someone said "He officially thinks in cartoon form"

Rick James?

I keep seeing this word lately and it feels like some kind of malignant fnord that has somehow gotten loose from the collective subconscious

Trump would need some kind of device that simulated well-researched ideas and careful forethought.

counterpoint - no it's not

"son, don't drink Busch Light…. pound it!"

I wonder if there is a beverage-themed niche to furrydom?

OMFG can we please call a moratorium on the "Taco Bell gives you diarrhea hah hah" jokes?

downvoted

Bemoaning the pissing contest that somehow becomes a pissing contest…

Both the British and French twiddled their thumbs while the Poles got tag-teamed by the Nazis and Soviets, so fuck them