"We still don't know if climate change is human driven! We need more research!"

Shh, they are all precious snowflakes who can't be criticized for any of their decisions! Like not going to college so they can work in a coal mine

Don Jr. and Eric

My dick, hopefully

sorry dude but you sound like an unabashed pussy. who lets complete strangers personally berate them on the outcomes of an election where >100 million people voted?

so, grant-holders?

Amazing that a Deity spent so much effort providing evidence that He* doesn't exist. Geological strata, molecular clocks, stars billions of light-years away… hah hah, hilarious

just like God created all of the light from stars apparently billions of light-years away in mid-transit, just to fuck with us. hah hah, what a cheeky Deity

We're going to need a bigger boat…

Or he was a failure as a "conventional" (ie competent) geologist so he embraced some Creationist label to get ignorant people to support him

right, not like private businesses which are super efficient at taking your money to give their CEO's 7-figure bonuses for being so efficient

I have a PhD and everytime someone at my work asks me something in my capacity as a medical expert I wonder if they're going to realize how little I actually know. Seriously, like 90% of my job is looking shit up on Google.

A Christian geologist? Great, now all we need are "Chrsitian immunologists" who tell us that we don't need to worry about pathogens developing resistances to antibiotics if we just pray for them not too.

Sounds hot

How about you don't be a fucking pussy and tell them you are one of the 230 million Americans who didn't vote for Trump?

So why bother with magic jewelry?

Didn't want to read through 780 comments - has anyone else complained about the fact that even bullet-proof bracelets would still shatter your wrists if you tried to stop bullets with them?

Maybe I am out of touch… no, it's the children who are wrong!

make sure s/he does it offline

Pff, sounds like someone needs to rastify their vocabulary by 15% or so