Is there a pizza restaurant where they don't cut the pizza, so they can pass the savings on to YOU!

Yeah, what has science ever done for us?

I remember reading an analysis of Superman 4 that pointed out that an immediate removal of all nuclear weapons would prove enormously destabilizing and likely have led to multiple regional conflicts

"the most compelling thing about them is that some can be forced to crudely imitate human behavior that means literally nothing to them."

The same kinds of people who unironically marry their pets (to each other)

Oy Vet

You can't just wear someone's glasses you found in a toilet, Homer…

*CLOMP*

It's all about the Venn diagrams…

How did that work out for Hillary?

Steve Bannon is dark-shaped

agree - when he said that about Lehman, I thought, "No, it's reality altering perception."

I had thought that Emmitt would grow a spine and make things difficult for Varga, who would then cultivate Ray and use him to fully replace a conveniently-disposed of Emmitt. Guess that prediction's off the trolley

Varga is like Steve Bannon-levels of physical revulsion

On another note - what a pinpoint-accuracy Goggle in this universe! No dozens of other "Gloria Burgles" on Facebook or anything, just like there is only one V*rga (scared to type it)

oooo, good call!

it's a terrible strain on the animators' wrists

I hope that Officer Lopez's super sexy pregnancy aura (or expectation thereof) give her a bubble of safety, but with this show…

It's almost as if the POTUS is somehow a prominent component of contemporary culture and life.

People like to say "Nixon created the EPA!", as if he were some kind of stealth liberal in a sweaty fascist costume.