Emitt, Ray and Sy are by and large so incompetent that it feels like they are NPC characters who spawned into code 10 minutes before the show started.

As soon as I heard the opening, it just jumped out as such a Fargo-ish thing to do.

It's more than a lack of awareness, it's an incapacity to physically interact with electronic technology

In the AV Club CD-ROM, how do I retrieve the Wizard's Key from the forbidden dungeon?

Ack!

I am a 25 year old powerlifter

no one wants to drive a car named after some hungry Greek broad

stupid sexy Flanders

Trump has almost never masturbated to Ivanka

With the enormous amount of slack the GOP has been willing to give this guy, I thank God every day that he is utterly incompetent at everything he does, and then I shudder to think what happens when the next loud angry demagogue comes along who can actually tie his own goddamn shoes…

10 GOTO "IT'S GOOD"
20 GOTO "IT'S BAD"
30 GOTO 10

Here we go again! "Think of that poor woman!…"

pizzas decomposing on rooves…

I always hear this and am really glad I never watched past the first episode

It's called "acting"

you mean a russel-sance

try not to grope the screen

and Huell

"What do we say to death?"

Erections are now a pre-existing condition