We're just not appreciating the acceleration of American decline from the correct ironic angle, you guys

Go introduced me to Kegel control, so I will thank it for that

this list needed more Zack Morris on an 8-lb cell phone pretending to care about the ozone layer

that is the 11th thing I hate about you

good point - it felt like the 90's version of perpetual "20 years ago was awesome" nostalgia

right, that would imply an ability to recognize mistakes and grow from them. my bad.

"You should try to provide some better evidence to me. But I just blocked you."

every ideal? really? not being just a tad hyperbolic there?

Trump could run over a bunch of people in a truck and not lose any of his core supporters

he feels like the most "realistic" - not some super katana warrior or master crossbow sharpshooter or dumpster diver ninja scavenger, but just some schlub trying to survive.

Genetics are rarely as straightforward as "this gene is 100% adaptive in all situations". Sickle cell genes are around because heterozygotes have an certain immunity against malaria.

yeah, he might dramatically redeem himself in some manner, but no way he lying in the "I am 100% Negan" moment

Dr. Logicco clearly works for the Human Genome Project, folks

what's the point of moving on to "another villian"? at this point aren't they all just going to be thugs who dominate others through violence?

has your cat always been into soccer trivia or is it a new pickup?

my biggest peeve is when people are surprised by zombies that the camera could not see, but that that the characters themselves clearly should have had a line of sight to.

I having been rooting for an anthology approach from day one. I have been watching this show for years and have remarkably little emotional investment in the characters.

The entirety of life is padding until you reach that final hole in the ground.

For everyone who was crowing about Eugene surely being deep cover double-agent and having a super secret plan to take down Negan from the inside - FUCK YOU ALL. Eugene just wanted his pasta with tomato sauce and the chance to feel important by bossing around mooks.

"And then the cure for zombies was invented by…oh, let's say Moe."