#FAKEMISSILE

It's too bad that there is a lack of genuine things to criticize Trump about, so that we have to instead go after his unborn grandchild.

meh, from what's i've seen her schtich is "Oh I'm a liberated woman because I talk about fucking randos, isn't that IN YOUR FACE?"

since the Earth is flat?

so a plague of fulminent ass-boils are still on the table?

haha but seriously they want to defund science

this

"Airline travel: Can’t live with it, can’t live without, at least if you have long distances to travel and don’t feel like taking a days- or weeks-long journey, potentially on a boat."

Also not worth it on flights where you have to breathe the same recycled air as the peasants.

Damn our frivolous overestimation of the value of human lives!

Coffee is more expensive because some genius figured out that idiots would be willing to spend $5 for a cup of coffee.

WTF are you talking? Household appliances and electronics have plummeted in real prices.

like ethics?

WTF did you expect, jet packs?

Is there a chance the track could bend?

fuck it, I would lean on a pole for 4 hours if I could fly cross-country for $79

yeah, people who whine about not getting meals or fancy headphones in their economy seat can STFU. Bring a sandwhich and your own earbuds, and pop a valium so you sleep through your $450 flight to another part of the fucking planet.

C'mon, they are terrible parents:

why the fuck cannot they fix his arm. Just get a vise grip and pull it the fuck back into place already.

this episode, yeesh…