i could care less

the "smart" troll answer to that is to blame all of the "ethnic" people living in cities in red states. still wrong, but shows a higher level of troll sophistication

one of my question about the humor system of health is, for my understanding, the only thing they could do to "balance" you was to bleed you. what if your diagnosis was "too much blood"? How the fuck do they get rid of your excess yellow or black bile?

God's own work…

I thought that an easy 30% of the commentariat were 25-year old powerlifters?

they love America enough to criticize it for deny people freedom…. to own slaves

that's like observing Sweden's human rights violations from North Korea

I try to remember this with Kellyanne

that is fucking hilarious

made in foreign sweatshops, no less

your attitude says much more about you than the nature of the AV Club

bingo.

thank God they put all of these warning labels on this antifreeze, because it looks de-licious!

oh shut up, stop telling us what fictional characters *would* be doing or not doing.

OMG, some of the outfits JLD sasheyed around in over the course of that show…

I will fund my jobs program by ending Social Security and no one will have any objections because [INANE FAUX FOLKSY MONOLOGUE]

what alternate universe is that? where vulgar people incompetently flail away at the levers of government, with their only objective to maximize their self-interests?

almost as lazy as that observation

so real ads in a fake universe nets out at…?

thanks for telling us how to properly enjoy things