Trebeck frowns on fucking on set

I hope the Onion responds with frequent scathing updates of his perfidy.

Interrobang sounds like 70's blaxploitation porn.

i guess the Macedonian hacking software took a couple of tries to effectively sync in the OS.

Clearly a 30 ft tall, 2000mile wall would have protected Our Nation against the heinous theft of our Heartland comedy jobs.

Yeah, now every time some shitty new EO like get plopped out on us (oh God the New Now is only 10 days old…) I am worried about what else is happening concurrently, that his big loud presence is obscuring.

#HammeringAssholes2017

It's that last piece of disarming minutiae - people like him (and Trump) tend to listen to last bit of flattery they hear

give me 4 more of those and you have a Cracked article

Donald Trump is a horrible artist, not a mediocre one

Now I am picturing a horribly racist Weyoun

History does not repeat itself, but it does rhyme

Help me Lagetha Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope…

"I am so repentant of covering up the deaths of those brave Viking settlers"

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WTF Lagetha? The writers brought this "nursing a 20 year old grudge" out of nowhere, No indication that it was something held in her heart until they did the time jump and needed something to do with her. And to straight out attack her former neighobros and friends, killing dozens of them before deciding "enough",…

so you're saying it's… late?

Many Bothans died to bring us this Newswire….

there's probably a 50:50 chance that a woman would be offended if a random dude didn't grab her genitalia upon meeting her.

right, it's womens' collective fault they are routinely harassed and sexually objectified because they do not object vociferously enough. got it