what network?

right, everyone was self-sacrificing paragons of virtue in those days of yore

right, objecting to casual sexual assault is hypocritical post-secular prudery. makes sense.

oh jeez…. this is a parody, right?

He didn't discover America, but he did publicize it. Arguably more important.

Wasn't a big part of Tudor patronage of Shakespeare a way to legitimize their ascent by way of usurping Richard III?

*cough cough* George Washington *cough*

I like that you criticize one euphemism by invoking another euphemism

it's like Etsy but with uteri

"Before Tulip can be let go, she accidentally fires up the long-dormant baby-making device…"

No way, a nice MM steeped tea is the way to go

Into Darkness was absolute horseshit. I hated it until I decided I was watching a stealth comedy, then laughed my way through the second half, to my wife's annoyance.

it's not really eugenics - it's just telling smart people to get over their own neuroses and start breeding

yeah, the entire middle of the movie, once he gets called to DC, just falls apart. And Maya Rudolph is just terrible in this.

yeah, for all his outsider posing, Trump would hand 90% of the working of government to the right-wing goons waiting in the wings. all he cares about is flying around on Air force 1 and being called "Mr. President"

What has science ever done for us anyways?

I read your 2nd paragraph a good 5 or 6 times, and still have no idea WTF you are talking about

protip: you can still have sex after having a kid (although good luck convincing your wife of that)

yup - my wife and I are both in grad school (I just defended and got a job), and have a 4.5 and a 1.5 year old. You're never "ready" or "in the right place", you just have to find the right partner and fucking go for it.

source?