I can't believe that stupid "lead them off the pier" scheme actually worked. I thought it was going to be a rehash of Rick's quarry plan. I don't understand how they came up with it taking "weeks" to clear the walkers - 5 minutes per room, 20-30 rooms per floors, teams of three working in shifts of 2 hours each. …

Anyone who was paying attention would have already noticed that the Launchpad McQuack from Ducktales was uncircumcised

*stares blankly at Ninja Skillz*

yeah, the idea that a LACK of purifying rotting fresh would be instantly noticeable by nearby zombies is just dumb (even in the already dumb universe)

good comment, but a little bit too Euclidean for my tastes…

"That's Doctor Sinister. I didn't go to 4 years of Sinister Medical School to be called Mister."

but the lack of atmosphere means that there are no shadows in space!

Isn't this just The Cosby Show with less pharmaceutical rape?

I didn't play the whole series, but the Gravemind thing in Halo seemed pretty Lovecraftian as well.

that was a fun side quest (and the late-game side quests of CT were something really cool that fleshed out the world a lot, instead of the typical RPG 3rd act where the entire world you had previously explored is just never visited again), and it was nice that you could change things for the better, but part of me…

BUT THE FUTURE REFUSED TO CHANGE….

For me, part of the intrigue is this idea of evil not as a malevolent conscious alternative to/subversion of good, but more as this yawning chasm of impersonal entropy.

Thanks, I also thought of the mysterious nightmare well in the happy sunny Zelda village

sort of like this

Isn't that what death is?

Great article, thanks!

Jesus Christ kids are idiots

Yeah, the whole "I'm a cheerleader who smells my own armpits" was worse than every single Adam Sandler character combined, but people went bananas for those stupid cheerleaders.

The kids want to see the original Fallout Boy!

Which end of the goat?