HI, welcome to the AV Club! Now shut the fuck up!

You sound like the kind of person who mail their taxes on January 2.

Wow, this article was just as boring and pointless as watching an actual episode of Doug. Thanks for the nostalgia bump, AV Club!

"when I was a kid, we had polio and segregated bathrooms, so I don't know why these whiny kids are being so whiny"

Quick note to you:

Wow, so everyone who moves to somewhere like NH can only do so for racist reasons? You sound like an ass.

I love the selfish, misanthropic assholes on Always Sunny…. but I had to turn this show off after 5 minutes.

So far, the justice system is looking pretty "fair", given the scads of physical evidence against Naz. We know that he (probably) didn't do, but it sure looks like he did.

the palm, not the back

776 comments…. did someone already say Donald Trump?

This has been fun.

Mine usually wants to stop WALL-E before the part where EVE gets sent for repairs and is almost cut open. The same way Frozen needs to stop before the guys lock Elsa up in prison (why didn't Hans just kill her again?). He also insists that early-movie Hans is a different person from murderous Hans at the end,…

I'm surprised they got one bit through, where they are dressed up trying to sneak into the Tower of London as a lady, and the shirt opens to show Bob's bespectacled eyes in place of her boobs. The skevy French guy nearby noticing and subtly starting to perv out is some nice icing

Thinking more about it, I appreciate how calm and measured the pace of the movie. The whole first hour is confident enough in itself to just *be*. Even when they get to the ship, plot seems to happen pretty organically, and the humans are an interesting mix of contemptible slugs, but sympathetic in that they are…

Mine got turned off by something about it in the first 5 minutes and demanded we turn it off. May try again in a couple of months.

soooo glad when the 4 year old started preferring this instead of Frozen.

Any environmental engineers want to speculate about what would happen to the atmospheric oxygen content in the absence of ANY photosynthesis for several centuries?

you would be surprised how many otherwise well-informed, self-possessed people completely lose their composure when put in a small room and asked hard questions.

So - brown immigrant family, Hispanic attorney, and one of the beat cops is black. Where is your systemic racial bias?

i don't get this criticism. Every character we spent any time with came across as non-virtuous.