well, enough Republicans voted for Trump that he is the nominee. You just have to deal with it.

cleave can mean "cling to" or "divide"

More like fan fiction. Bad fan fiction

Fall head first into a pit of vipers, and be fine in the next scene.

How did S1 end? Were Raimi's character and the evil executive guy with the hot Danish wife the same person? Was his sister imaginary too?

My 4 year old has been trying to process the death of his great grandfather, and we've avoided relying on any crutches like "he's in heaven" or "he's in a better place". Just "He was old and his body stopped working, and now he's gone. But we still love him and remember him".

Congratulations on understanding the narrative theory of the 3rd act, Internet!

I also like smelling her armpits. For a while I succeeded in getting her to not wear deodorant, but she finally put her foot down.

I thought that was Lincoln?

So the McConassaince has degenerated in the McConquisiton?

*nods distractedly, wanders off to sniff wife's panties in the next room*

miniature American abortions for all!

You're saying I need to repeat the experiment?

we're #1

Oh god, now I have to listen to conservative idiots talk about German gun control, as if that somehow impacts the 90+ americans killed by guns every day

I don't know - there's something in the smell of my wife's vaginal secretions that just does it for me.

Fuck all sports "fanatics", including Affleck. He threw a pissy-fit while filming Gone Girl, because he refused (in character) to wear a Yankees hat. They finally managed to placate the ego of the professional actor, paid millions of dollar to recite lines and move around in front a camera, by letting him wear a…

Jon Snow is just a bunch of cats taped together

Meh, a few good archer units tore the hoplites to shreds.

Yeah, but wasn't his horse like, right behind him? Why the dramatic last stand when he could have re-mounted?