"Old man yells at FMV cloud"

"Sonic, I'm so glad to see you! But I'm still not going to blow you, because I totally have a boyfriend! But thanks for saving me anyways, so I can go hang out with Dexter, my totally rad boyfriend! So don't even think that I'm considering cheating on Dexter with you just because you saved my life, because I'm…

Yeah, the Arctic Ocean is where all the weirdo fish go to the bathroom

Do you pinch her back?

The same old "we can pressure them into a better peace deal by bombing them a little more" idea. Didn't work.

umm… welcome to the AV Club?

i never saw this show, but from the ads it looks like just a horrible mash-up of the worst rock n' roll cliches.

He completely destroyed his army's cohesion and tactical advantage, and exposed their smaller numbers to a complete envelopment. It was only the deus ex machina of the Vale forces that prevented an absolute slaughter.

Holy shit, you really think expanding the war into Laos and Cambodia was part of his "peace platform"in the 1968 election? It was classic bait and switch. And even worse, he actively sabotaged the talks that the LBJ administration was in with NV by vaguely promising them a better deal, causing them to walk away from…

I'm not enraged, but someone brought up Nixon's peace plan, and I try to call out bullshit when I see it.

I was traveling through Europe a few years ago, and met a charming Mexican expatriate in Munich one night. I introduced myself as "Arturo el duro" and the night progressed from there….

Too bad his "peace" plan involved dropping more bombs on Laos and Cambodia than the entirety of ordinance dropped by all sides in WWII.

An elegant redundancy, from a more civilized news cycle…

Peace in Vietnam? really?

I'm not perfectly fluent in Spanish, but it is an incredibly easy language to flirt in.

Her face during that scene was fascinating. She seemed to go between barely concealed elitist revulsion at a bunch of rubes, to narcissistically basking in their praise, to genuinely feeling a connection with people she hasn't had in a long time.

*successfully* challenged

I thought he was looking for some book that was in front of some hidden bottle of booze

It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and PenisFartDoucheVomit!

In a voyeuristic, "I can't believe people are into that shit", I agree, but it makes the column more of a freak show than a dating/love/sex advice column.