He is good at knucklepucks.

How can it be token when they hired 2 out of 3? HMMMM?

HYUCK

When Samberg tested too jewy.

A Whiter Shale of Pale, probably from when the Big Chill soundtrack was stuck in our car's cassette player for 2 years.

Nothing Jesse Eisenberg does will make a sexual ty-

Jack White can't hold a candle to Elvis' gospel records.

She called him wolfie.

I still don't think what he's doing now can be considered "blowing up."

Joe Son - Mixed Martial Arts Legend. Obbjob enthusiast. Raper of women.

Hank laid out the MASTERSTROKE tonight.

I'd rather get Kristen Bell's catering thingy.

I just spent a half hour watching parts of When the Wind Blows and it drove me to fucking tears.

Hot Dog wanted to be made into Hot Dogs and then fed to people. Most Scott and his ex-wife.

In fact lemme post the fucking 2000s portion of the chart because I hate you so much

Speakerboxx/Love Below may be 11X Platinum, but it only sold around 5 million units. Double Album and all. Get your sales charts right, son. If you're not including 2000 than Come Away With Me in the winner followed by The Eminem Show (2002 as well) and Usher's Confessions (2004.)

She is from Minnesota goddamnit.

Ahahaha I read this interview and a few hours later saw my brother watching whatever episode this spoiler thing is from and I wanted to be a douche and spoiled the shit out of it for him

Who cares about hot dames 40 years ago when the idea of fucking in the present is so much realer

she's got some gamey gams