That elevator scene. Pretty sure that's the last image the will remain lingering in my mind when I'm on my deathbed.

Welp, this gives me all the reason I need to link to Strindberg and Helium.

My understanding is the guy caught some flack for the gentle push he gave his daughter, because the internet is full of fuckwits.

Yes. They weren't even allowed to be especially funny.

David Duke is looking a little ravaged these days, but he used to have a pretty good creepy Ken doll thing going. So…there you go?

Yeah, I came here to post the same thing. I just watched (the first half of) The Nice Guys, and I think the real issue is not that Maximus is dead, but that Russell Crowe ate him.

I just finished my second run through the entire series. Can we all now engage in idle speculation on how things will play out?

Excuse me while I blow your mind:

Or speak English? Or feel a need to protect the world?

This is the plot of about half the movies ever made. They actually included a "one last job" line in the trailer and an "every road out leads back in" line in the marketing copy. That said, if it's good, it'll be good.

Those are goats, see?

Huh, I actually like these things. I buy them occasionally in Chinatown and serve them on top of soft tofu in the manner picture above (although I think the recipe I follow has a bit of sugar in it as well). They are also great in congee. The flavor isn't superfunky, and as described they lend a pleasant creaminess to…

My problem with that scene is not so much that it was a fucking stupid thing to do — one could at least argue that the chance for an evening of relative normalcy was worth very much to his character at that moment — but that he was obviously sentencing that family to death, which was just a monstrous thing to do.

Your coworker sounds…completely awesome

Is it too much to ask for plausible explanations of superpowers, such as having been bitten by an irradiated insect or exposed to gamma rays or exposed to visible light in a spectrum that doesn't match one's home planet's spectrum?

Also, the female roles were played by men, the male roles were played by orangutans, and everyone wore their underpants on the outside.

You're talking about a franchise in which genetic mutations give human beings magical powers, including the ability to control weather, fly, read minds, shoot energy beams, manipulate metal objects, etc. Disbelief isn't so much suspended as hung, drawn, and quartered.

At least it temporarily distracts them from posting about Trump's latest tweet.

I came here to bitch about the fact that Arrested Development's Motherboy magazine was left of the list. Then some googling led me to the life-altering realization that there is no Motherboy magazine in Arrested Development. Apparently the magazine is actually called Balboa Bay Window (The Magazine of the American…

Yeah, I waited around last night as well, because I've been trained to, but I was pretty pleased about the pre-credits teaser, because it actually threw me for a second.